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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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I want your hand on me so gently
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Squeezes life out
And then you run away
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And then you run away
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Come back Wilder than before
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So sweet a pain
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Now come closer
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You run in a circus
Like you were drug
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And it will gnaw at your conscience
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Ramona...
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you are a really good dancer.
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So what?
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It's probably the booze talking,
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but I have been
crazy about you forever.
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Of course I want to go out with you.
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Of course I want to go out with you.
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Of course I want to go out with you.
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You are really funny.
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ANDREI, 16 YEARS OLD, INSURED GEEK
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- Ramona...
- Check this out, spade.
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Take a few whiffs and you're ready for battle.
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It calms your nerves and you get the…
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SILVIU, 16, PLAYS MACHO
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brilliant.
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- I don't quite know.
- You.
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ALIN, 18 YEARS OLD, WENT AROUND
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Now believe your brother.
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Just a moment.
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There could be strippers present.
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Or worse, children.
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So we stayed away from drugs.
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We, you know...
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ate bananas.
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It's just a good banana.
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Okay, you.
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Then you're ready.
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Tonight is the night you score her.
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There I was,
walking up to her, full of confidence.
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And a large amount of booze.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Do you want to dance?
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With you?
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My dance steps
caught her attention.
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Never mind.
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Unfortunately.
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It ran,
but the grim fate presented itself.
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All that set me up
combined with being nervous and drunk
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gave an extra effect.
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At that moment I really had to
step down on behalf of nature.
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Something wrong?
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No, I won't.
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You're not going to what?
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Nothing. Just...
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Stay right there, okay?
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Our Lord on lokum!
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Hello.
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So how is it going?
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I just have to clean up.
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Yes...
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Probably not.
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Why?
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Yes, because... It...
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Off the track, I'm going to fly!
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Our Lord on lokum!
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Check that shit out!
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No, literally.
Come check out the literal shit,
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which Andrei just made.
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God.
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No, it was not God's work.
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And that, dear friends,
was a wildly crappy first date.
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They say that a real man
can fix his problems himself.
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So I went to mother.
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Mother?
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Was dad successful with the girls?
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Oh yeah.
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A little too much.
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Stop pushing, dickhead!
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I'm tooting that horn
up your ass!
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Fuck...
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A QUARTER OF A QUARTER LATER
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Stop pushing though
with your fucking horn.
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HALF AN HOUR LATER
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Fuck you in the same way. Fuck you.
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TWO HOURS LATER
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Hope you never get it up, asshole!
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Hello, mrs. Alfred.
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Save on the cigarettes, Alin.
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You don't have to be
bad influence on my Andrei.
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Well... Did she let you
to take to the party tonight?
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In fact, she agreed
to let me come over to you and…
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read.
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Smart.
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Then you weren't a stupid cow.
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- Do you want to suck on my tits?
- Yes.
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Believe me, this was
than not the strangest,
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I did in that costume.
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Well... Do you score her?
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I'm way beyond that.
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Besides, people look at me,
like I was the one who laid a dough last.
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Nobody remembers that.
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- Do you remember that?
- Yes. You remember that well.
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Oh God.
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Go over to her…
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take her hand, ask her to dance,
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feign interest
whatever shit she lets out
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and then you screw her.
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- Have you bowled a virgin?
- No.
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- No.
- Have you?
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Not yet, but…
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- What is he doing?
- Don't know.
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I looked like a
there it ticked off on angels.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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What are you pointing at?
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Heaven, apparently.
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Are your hands okay?
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Yes, they are okay.
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These are very nice hands.
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Relax.
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Shut up.
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You are cute.
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How is it going?
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You are doing well.
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- Thank you.
- Listen...
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There is something I want to tell you.
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Come along.
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Go now.
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I know you're in love with me.
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Me? Not at all.
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I think it's cute.
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Many guys have been after me,
but you've been wild for years.
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Yes.
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I know what you want.
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Yes, I love you.
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But...
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I... Listen...
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I...
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I'm not like other guys.
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No, don't ruin it, man.
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But I'm not that shallow,
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that I only want sex.
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It's not called superficial.
It's not called being stupid.
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I want a relationship.
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What?
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What?
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Something that lasts forever.
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- And...
- What the hell?
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Do you mean it?
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Yes. What the hell?
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And what relationship?
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Listen.
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I'm the prettiest girl in school.
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And you are…
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you.
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Now stop babbling.
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PROHIBITED FOR CHILDREN
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Sorry, you in the fourth row,
no babs for you.
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Rather than get you for one night
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and then lose every chance
to get you forever...
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I don't want you at all.
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I came when your babs went to my chest.
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You are a mighty fool.
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Twice.
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I give it to you, all guys
would kill for and you say no thanks?
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Fuck you.
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I guess I just made the mistake of my life.
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Didn't your mother say that when you were born?
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Drop it, spade.
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I meant Ramona.
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Yes. I wanted to move out of town.
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Maybe even the city.
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The two things are the same, spirit ball.
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I can't have sex with a girl
unless we are in a relationship.
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Do you want or should I?
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You've known him longer.
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Okay.
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Listen, you swine.
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I wanted to take a physics test
every day for the rest of my life
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just to smell that shit.
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Yes, maybe I'm dumber.
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Forget it.
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You did the right thing.
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Ramona means more to you
than a one-time bang.
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I was good.
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Ramona was now Silvius' girlfriend.
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It gave me the perfect excuse
to forget her.
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Day in and day out, and I didn't realize that
Silviu had not been hit by a lorry
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or by lightning or something.
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Clap now. In life, honesty lasts the longest.
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Yes.
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If you are weak-minded.
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Because they don't understand the principle
in a little white lie.
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Come on, do my homework.
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- I have to...
- No, do it right now.
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- Faster.
- Okay.
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Silviu, we need to talk.
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A little quick. I have
busy with math.
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Listen.
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I know Ramona only found
with you to hit me.
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- Man.
- And you probably do too.
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Like he breaks up with him.
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So for the sake of our long friendship,
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do you agree
that you should break up with her.
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What did you just say?
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It's only fair for you
not coming between me and Ramona,
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just so she can make me jealous.
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So I'm just a loser?
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And she can't possibly
be crazy about me, right?
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No.
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- What I meant was...
- What? That you are better than me?
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No. Just don't get hurt.
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Taxes. Listen to the little shit.
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He says you found only
with me to hit him.
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What?
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Does it fit?
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I have no idea what he's talking about.
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I was fond of you
from the first time I saw you.
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Ramona.
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Now let's be honest.
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Honesty is the best thing there is, right?
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Better you tell Silviu,
that you got mad at me because…
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I didn't want to
have sex with you that night
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and that this is why you are doing all this.
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You must be out of your mind.
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Silviu is the only one
i would ever...
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make love with.
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Bitch.
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And for the rest...
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Silviu was not allowed to know,
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but do you want to stop
to text me in the middle of the night?
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- What?
- I'm not interested.
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Are you texting my girl in the middle of the night?
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No, she's lying.
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Now you're calling my boyfriend a liar.
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Had I not rejected her,
wasn't she your fucking girlfriend now.
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Piss too.
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Knockout!
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I said so.
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Have you gotten a girl pregnant,
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then I'll break your neck and your legs
on her and take myself from the child.
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It's not that important.
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Why didn't you say that?
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You really scared me.
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What's so wrong?
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Do you remember her Ramona I like?
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The thing is...
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She is pregnant. I knew it.
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I'll break your neck.
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Mom, nobody's pregnant.
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It's just...
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I like her.
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Quite a lot.
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But she is with Silviu.
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And she only did that to make me mad.
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Why would you get mad?
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Yes...
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Because I didn't want to have sex with her.
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What...?
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With Silviu?
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No, mother. With Ramona.
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Well, well then.
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That was really smart of you.
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You know what sex is, right?
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- Fastest way to get a girl pregnant?
- Yes.
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But now I feel a little,
that I have failed her.
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Honey, you're still young.
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You know nothing about
what it takes to disappoint a woman.
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But believe me,
from here until you're in your 50s…
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will you manage to disappoint so many women…
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that it will be fantastic.
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Thank you for the confidence.
273
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:29,538
Do you know what you really need?
274
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:32,372
A break.
275
00:18:40,038 --> 00:18:42,113
I was embarrassed and tired.
276
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,913
But worst of all
I was on holiday with my mother.
277
00:18:46,788 --> 00:18:51,205
But all that changed,
as I glanced at...
278
00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:52,955
her.
279
00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,905
What's the matter with you?
280
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:10,038
Haven't you seen a foyer before?
281
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,913
Our room is upstairs.
282
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,038
Yes.
283
00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:15,455
Yes.
284
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,538
Just go.
285
00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:20,163
I look around.
286
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,788
- Thank you.
- Thanks for that. Good trip.
287
00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:32,163
You, listen.
288
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:35,788
Do you know her at reception?
289
00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:37,788
I'm asking for a friend.
290
00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,747
Forget her.
291
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:41,705
That bitch is shady.
292
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,080
I've heard she's into…
293
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,622
video chat!
294
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:51,372
Man.
295
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:55,497
It's absurd.
296
00:19:59,247 --> 00:20:02,038
- Can you introduce me to her?
- Sure.
297
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:04,538
Blonde!
298
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,663
The one who likes you.
299
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,622
That's it, sir.
300
00:20:10,538 --> 00:20:12,372
Now that I was introduced,
301
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:16,163
was it time to spend
my super-scoring line for her.
302
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,872
Silent, beautiful.
303
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:24,080
Do you believe in love at first sight?
304
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,413
If you are wondering,
why I'm still a virgin...
305
00:20:29,372 --> 00:20:30,613
is that why.
306
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,622
What I meant was…
307
00:20:33,538 --> 00:20:37,163
that you are the most beautiful woman
throughout the hotel.
308
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,988
Which you have in common with my mother…
309
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,205
which i love...
310
00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:45,080
even when she's dressed like me.
311
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,663
Congratulations. You have earned the chance
to ask my name.
312
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:02,163
Well... So what's your name?
313
00:21:02,497 --> 00:21:05,413
- Anemona. Nice to meet you.
- Andrei.
314
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,538
And I would very much like to ask you out.
315
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,330
Sorry for wasting your time.
316
00:21:18,705 --> 00:21:21,622
You can go for a walk on the beach with me.
317
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:40,122
what else do you do
when you are not working here?
318
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,455
I go to uni.
319
00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:46,371
Yes.
320
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:52,538
Because... the guy at the bar told me,
321
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:55,830
that you... video chat.
322
00:21:57,413 --> 00:22:00,455
The guy at the bar has been baking me all summer.
323
00:22:01,288 --> 00:22:02,613
You know guys.
324
00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:05,663
If a girl says no,
is she suddenly a whore.
325
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:07,572
It doesn't fit.
326
00:22:07,622 --> 00:22:10,455
Except Ramona, that whore.
327
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:16,947
Well but... I think my mother
rather saw me video chat
328
00:22:16,997 --> 00:22:18,788
than working in a hotel.
329
00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:20,622
Weird.
330
00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:31,163
Listen.
331
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,372
You should know...
332
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,830
that I have a girlfriend.
333
00:22:38,497 --> 00:22:40,830
Don't misunderstand the situation, but…
334
00:22:43,038 --> 00:22:44,947
Let's enjoy the evening and that's it.
335
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,455
Yes.
336
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,247
I still want to know more about you.
337
00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:01,247
What does your father do?
338
00:23:02,372 --> 00:23:04,247
Anything but taking care of us.
339
00:23:05,622 --> 00:23:07,580
He could be my father then.
340
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,822
Maybe we are brother and sister.
341
00:23:11,872 --> 00:23:13,663
Like Cersei and Jaime?
342
00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:17,613
That would do it here
for a wildly weird date.
343
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,455
So it's a date.
344
00:23:20,955 --> 00:23:26,205
Well, a date likes to end with a kiss.
345
00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:33,705
Only if you impress the girl.
346
00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:39,997
We already have moonlight.
347
00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,247
The sea is there.
348
00:23:44,788 --> 00:23:46,288
What more do you ask for?
349
00:23:47,205 --> 00:23:48,455
A serenade?
350
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:52,872
Seriously?
351
00:24:10,372 --> 00:24:17,705
People, they say
352
00:24:18,872 --> 00:24:25,205
That it was only me
353
00:24:26,663 --> 00:24:33,372
Two and two
354
00:24:33,997 --> 00:24:38,955
It's the game of life
355
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:46,155
For whom ka' la' be'
356
00:24:46,205 --> 00:24:53,538
With falling in love?
357
00:24:55,497 --> 00:24:59,163
Like hunger and thirst
358
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:02,038
But if you think first
359
00:25:02,455 --> 00:25:05,155
Forget all about it
360
00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:12,329
When love comes into play
361
00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:17,622
Blow on people
362
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,780
The one kiss from her
gave me such a hard stifferik,
363
00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:32,663
that I could have
do karate chops with it.
364
00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:50,497
Who the hell is Ryan?
365
00:26:08,622 --> 00:26:10,455
Let the machine warm up.
366
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,038
Incorrect heating of the engine
and other machine components
367
00:26:17,247 --> 00:26:23,288
can reduce the life of the machine
or cause malfunctions.
368
00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:29,622
In winter, you should warm up the engine
for a minimum of five minutes.
369
00:26:30,497 --> 00:26:33,905
And then run the engine
at low speed with no load
370
00:26:33,955 --> 00:26:38,413
to heat the hydraulic oil
and other machine components.
371
00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:41,080
Keep the engine clean.
372
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:49,205
Dead leaves, paper dust and waste oil
on and around the engine are flammable.
373
00:26:49,747 --> 00:26:54,413
Remove all such residues,
before starting work.
374
00:27:17,913 --> 00:27:18,780
ON BREAK
375
00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:21,238
Moment. I can't show you this.
376
00:27:21,288 --> 00:27:24,413
There are children in the audience after all.
377
00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:30,413
But man, it was
the pure heavenly sugar gum.
378
00:27:32,163 --> 00:27:37,705
Do you know that man
dips his finger in the honey,
379
00:27:38,205 --> 00:27:43,955
and it's so hot and sticky,
and you can't get enough?
380
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:52,413
Or when you enjoy
an airy, juicy cake,
381
00:27:52,747 --> 00:27:56,122
that just melts in your mouth?
382
00:27:57,872 --> 00:28:02,122
And then you get a craving for muffins...
383
00:28:02,997 --> 00:28:06,497
and playing with the perfect cherries.
384
00:28:06,663 --> 00:28:12,580
Not too big. Not too small. Just right.
385
00:28:20,288 --> 00:28:24,538
Something serious must have happened,
if she calls me this late.
386
00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,863
But I chose to look at it positively.
387
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:28,705
Perhaps she was close to death.
388
00:28:28,747 --> 00:28:30,872
Well, where did we come from?
389
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:40,205
Jeep. The grand finale,
where you round off with champagne.
390
00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:42,288
Lots of champagne.
391
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,038
Especially if the bottle does not have
been shaken for quite some time.
392
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:51,955
Lower.
393
00:28:53,663 --> 00:28:55,038
Lower.
394
00:28:59,747 --> 00:29:01,080
Do it.
395
00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:03,163
Do what?
396
00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:07,163
For one in...! Mother.
397
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,663
What time is it?
398
00:29:10,122 --> 00:29:11,580
Ten in the morning.
399
00:29:11,622 --> 00:29:14,205
Come now. Get dressed.
400
00:29:14,538 --> 00:29:16,247
There are hours of sunshine.
401
00:29:18,913 --> 00:29:20,913
Let me freshen up.
402
00:29:23,122 --> 00:29:26,905
Anemona also wanted to
liked me in daylight.
403
00:29:26,955 --> 00:29:30,997
So I had to have some maintenance.
404
00:29:32,163 --> 00:29:33,788
I set the hair.
405
00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:36,205
Brushed teeth.
406
00:29:39,413 --> 00:29:41,580
I even took a rinse.
407
00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:50,580
It was obvious that I was in a good mood.
408
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:54,997
But what is mother up to?
Why is she so cheerful?
409
00:30:02,747 --> 00:30:04,872
You, take a guess.
410
00:30:05,288 --> 00:30:07,787
I had a date with Anemona last night.
411
00:30:07,788 --> 00:30:10,538
And I fucked your mother last night.
412
00:30:16,913 --> 00:30:18,122
Mother?
413
00:30:21,622 --> 00:30:23,122
Don't want to know.
414
00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:27,947
- You met someone last night, didn't you?
- I actually did.
415
00:30:27,997 --> 00:30:29,788
One I like.
416
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:33,913
I knew it.
417
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,163
But that's okay.
418
00:30:39,955 --> 00:30:41,197
Only you are happy.
419
00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,497
No, mother. Not him.
420
00:30:43,788 --> 00:30:45,830
It's okay, Andrei.
421
00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:49,122
You can't make him pregnant.
422
00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:53,038
Anemona.
423
00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:00,997
What is there?
424
00:31:01,455 --> 00:31:03,913
- They fired me.
- What?
425
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:08,122
My manager came this morning
and said I was fired.
426
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,913
She saw you leave my room.
427
00:31:22,122 --> 00:31:23,538
It's my fault.
428
00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:27,655
It could have been anyone.
429
00:31:27,705 --> 00:31:30,705
Okay. Welcome to reality.
430
00:31:33,872 --> 00:31:35,163
So what now?
431
00:31:36,455 --> 00:31:40,288
- Why did you pack?
- Because it's over for me here.
432
00:31:41,038 --> 00:31:43,497
My girlfriend is coming to pick me up.
433
00:31:46,622 --> 00:31:48,788
He can't see us together, okay?
434
00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:52,330
It gets worse and worse.
435
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,955
Wish we could have a little more time together.
436
00:32:00,205 --> 00:32:02,872
Now man up and show your teeth.
437
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:05,122
I don't want to see you leave.
438
00:32:07,663 --> 00:32:09,038
You must not.
439
00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:15,288
Apparently outweighs
my sense of drama my man's heart.
440
00:32:15,538 --> 00:32:17,330
It just stood out.
441
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,572
No, fuck it. This is my story.
442
00:32:20,622 --> 00:32:22,280
It was thigh-thick rays.
443
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:25,038
It came down like a flood.
444
00:32:29,538 --> 00:32:31,122
We keep in touch.
445
00:32:31,205 --> 00:32:33,288
- I'm coming to visit.
- No.
446
00:32:34,497 --> 00:32:36,447
You can't, Andrei.
447
00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,955
You live at the other end of the country.
448
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,163
This? Us?
449
00:32:43,205 --> 00:32:44,947
It would never work.
450
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,913
Why lie to ourselves?
451
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:56,622
It's... just the rain.
452
00:33:02,622 --> 00:33:07,163
If between us it was fated,
then we'll probably meet again.
453
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:10,872
I believe in that sort of thing.
454
00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:14,780
Just because a story
doesn't have a happy ending
455
00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,622
it doesn't have to be over.
456
00:33:40,872 --> 00:33:45,238
I drive you to the beach to benefit
your mood, and now you're just more depressed.
457
00:33:45,288 --> 00:33:46,780
You are silly, Andrei.
458
00:33:46,830 --> 00:33:49,322
And I don't think either
he is such a nice guy.
459
00:33:49,372 --> 00:33:52,372
Mother. It's a girl.
460
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,622
Her name is Anemona.
461
00:33:55,247 --> 00:33:58,538
She is the most beautiful girl,
I have ever seen.
462
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,663
So? That's crazy.
463
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:04,497
I had the impression that your mother
was the most beautiful woman in the world.
464
00:34:04,622 --> 00:34:07,497
- What about Ramona?
- What does it matter to me?
465
00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:11,413
Right now I want to be together
with Anemona and no one else.
466
00:34:11,538 --> 00:34:13,163
That is beautiful.
467
00:34:13,955 --> 00:34:15,538
Good boy.
468
00:34:16,038 --> 00:34:20,538
Good thing I raised a boy
who knows what he wants in life.
469
00:34:20,622 --> 00:34:21,997
Really nice.
470
00:34:22,913 --> 00:34:25,947
SILVIU HIT ME! WHERE ARE YOU?
NOW COME OVER TO ME! RAMONA
471
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,955
Yes, great.
472
00:34:30,788 --> 00:34:34,113
On second thought, sit me down
off at Ramona's as soon as we get there.
473
00:34:34,163 --> 00:34:36,038
What the hell...?
474
00:34:39,163 --> 00:34:42,747
Silence. I'm Andrei.
Ramona's classmate.
475
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,372
Is your daughter at home?
476
00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:47,538
Ramona is my sister.
477
00:34:48,038 --> 00:34:50,747
Well, I'm older, but not her mother.
478
00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:53,330
Honestly. Come inside.
479
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,955
are you ok
480
00:35:10,622 --> 00:35:12,413
Do I look like someone who is?
481
00:35:13,497 --> 00:35:16,905
Look at me. is it ok
that I'm calling you like crazy
482
00:35:16,955 --> 00:35:19,705
and that you ignore me as if I were air?
483
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,872
I just wasn't
in the mood to answer the phone.
484
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:24,205
And so what?
485
00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:27,747
Are we suddenly together?
486
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,080
Or you are jealous.
487
00:35:33,872 --> 00:35:35,163
Jealous of what?
488
00:35:37,872 --> 00:35:39,580
I have a girlfriend now.
489
00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:43,580
So? What is her full name?
490
00:35:44,372 --> 00:35:46,621
I don't know that.
491
00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:48,788
What is her phone number?
492
00:35:50,705 --> 00:35:52,163
I don't have that.
493
00:35:53,247 --> 00:35:56,997
- Is your girlfriend your left hand?
- Fuck you, she exists.
494
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,247
I just can't prove it.
495
00:36:01,372 --> 00:36:03,913
They also say that about aliens.
496
00:36:04,247 --> 00:36:05,538
And God with.
497
00:36:07,163 --> 00:36:08,572
You're just jealous.
498
00:36:08,622 --> 00:36:11,247
Jealous? Me?
499
00:36:11,955 --> 00:36:13,905
Wake the hell up, Andrei!
500
00:36:13,955 --> 00:36:15,697
You love me!
501
00:36:15,747 --> 00:36:17,955
You come like a puppy.
502
00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,955
I just have to lick my finger.
503
00:36:21,997 --> 00:36:23,413
- So?
- Yes, then!
504
00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:26,204
You know what?
505
00:36:26,205 --> 00:36:30,413
Jump in the dock, Ramona.
I don't need you in my life.
506
00:36:31,747 --> 00:36:35,538
There are countless girls,
there are even tastier than you.
507
00:36:36,205 --> 00:36:38,538
Which I haven't met yet.
508
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,705
But none of them
will treat me like you do.
509
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:49,330
Just your little puppy.
510
00:36:53,122 --> 00:36:54,330
Your puppy?
511
00:36:59,705 --> 00:37:02,747
I do not mourn that Silviu beat you.
512
00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:06,538
I'm going to the police.
513
00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:10,080
And says it was you.
514
00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:14,247
I say they feel here
in my face was you.
515
00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:18,913
Then we can see how smart you are.
516
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:21,038
Idiot.
517
00:37:24,872 --> 00:37:26,204
Then piss off.
518
00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:27,497
What happened?
519
00:37:27,705 --> 00:37:30,780
Andrei, don't be like that.
She needs you.
520
00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:33,580
You know what? You can also jump in the harbour.
521
00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:36,038
Okay. When?
522
00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:43,205
How could I beat Ramona?
I was out on the coast.
523
00:37:44,163 --> 00:37:46,372
- So who was it?
- Scooby-Doo.
524
00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:49,912
Who do you think you are? Silvia.
525
00:37:49,913 --> 00:37:53,322
Or maybe she did it herself?
526
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:56,030
And if it was Silviu,
why say it was you?
527
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,080
Because Ramona is Satan's spawn.
528
00:38:01,955 --> 00:38:03,580
What I meant was…
529
00:38:08,538 --> 00:38:10,205
Tampons, Carla?
530
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,205
Had nothing else to chill with.
531
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:29,572
Drop that fart. do you think
that just because you don't say anything,
532
00:38:29,622 --> 00:38:32,038
so i can't see you are upset?
533
00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:37,830
Ramona trained people at school
some pretty lousy lies about me,
534
00:38:37,872 --> 00:38:40,580
because I've been ignoring her.
535
00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:43,663
Any girl would do that,
if a guy hurt her.
536
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:47,122
- It means she likes you.
- Really?
537
00:38:49,538 --> 00:38:52,997
Man. I don't understand women at all.
538
00:38:54,372 --> 00:38:57,530
Why is it that every time
I'm trying something with a girl
539
00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:59,322
will i end up looking like a loser?
540
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,072
What would you prefer?
541
00:39:01,122 --> 00:39:02,705
Do you want Ramona?
542
00:39:03,913 --> 00:39:06,947
I thought you were in love
in her the girl from the beach.
543
00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:08,372
What is her name?
544
00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:11,997
Anemona.
545
00:39:14,247 --> 00:39:15,913
I don't have her number.
546
00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:19,738
Don't have her Facebook.
She cannot be found.
547
00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:23,238
That someone is not on Facebook
doesn't mean they don't exist.
548
00:39:23,288 --> 00:39:24,780
But they have Instagram.
549
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:27,955
You mustn't give up,
simply because you are afraid of failing.
550
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:34,197
ON BREAK
551
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,863
You shall not judge me.
I was 17 and single.
552
00:39:36,913 --> 00:39:40,372
What else do you give me the internet for?
To learn history?
553
00:39:44,997 --> 00:39:47,488
She forgot her wallet in my taxi the other day.
554
00:39:47,538 --> 00:39:49,788
I just wanted to give it to her myself.
555
00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,580
Hello?
556
00:39:54,663 --> 00:39:55,913
Hi Anemona.
557
00:39:56,663 --> 00:39:57,913
It's Andrei.
558
00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:00,997
I sang to you on the beach.
559
00:40:02,122 --> 00:40:04,663
You just have to be a little more specific.
560
00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:07,572
Many boys
sang to me on the beach.
561
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,622
I'm just kidding.
How's it going, Andrei?
562
00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:14,705
It's going well.
563
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,113
Look, I'm going to the coast for a few days.
564
00:40:18,163 --> 00:40:23,288
I thought we could meet
and have a cup of coffee.
565
00:40:23,538 --> 00:40:26,997
Yes, that sounds good. Where are you going to live?
566
00:40:27,122 --> 00:40:28,697
I'll find a hotel.
567
00:40:28,747 --> 00:40:31,372
Nonsense. You can sleep with me.
568
00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,322
Play now precious.
569
00:40:34,372 --> 00:40:35,580
Okay.
570
00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:38,247
Okay. If you insist.
571
00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:43,405
While I search
A deeper sound than I have known
572
00:40:43,455 --> 00:40:45,872
I sit and search for
573
00:40:47,205 --> 00:40:49,038
Like a violin
574
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:57,205
Maybe it's real
Maybe it's real
575
00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:01,080
The rush I feel
And I have no free space
576
00:41:01,372 --> 00:41:04,955
The party is on so I have to go
577
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,330
Feel the rhythm of the music
Which shall open my soul
578
00:41:09,955 --> 00:41:11,997
So I must go
579
00:41:12,413 --> 00:41:17,447
With me
Can you count on the elevator?
580
00:41:17,497 --> 00:41:21,197
EUNUCH
581
00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:24,747
DEATH
582
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,947
WET SOCKS
583
00:41:28,997 --> 00:41:32,780
STAD BOY
584
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:34,072
NUCLEAR MISSILE
585
00:41:34,122 --> 00:41:36,038
I want to show you something.
586
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,705
Hello.
587
00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:59,122
Do you have constipation?
588
00:42:02,913 --> 00:42:04,705
It just feels so good.
589
00:42:06,497 --> 00:42:07,997
I'm coming.
590
00:42:08,038 --> 00:42:11,205
- I'm coming.
- Now just finish and get out!
591
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,080
Open up.
592
00:42:40,913 --> 00:42:43,447
Open up or I'll break the door down.
593
00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:44,613
- No...
- I'm going.
594
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:46,655
- I don't go out.
- You are in the girls' toilet.
595
00:42:46,705 --> 00:42:47,947
- I'm going.
- And so what?
596
00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:50,163
I'm going. You stay here. Okay?
597
00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:52,113
- Do you trust me?
- Yes.
598
00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:53,538
Okay. Then I go.
599
00:42:55,288 --> 00:42:56,497
Okay.
600
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,955
Out. I want to talk to him there.
601
00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,955
I won't go without him.
602
00:43:08,747 --> 00:43:10,247
Out with you.
603
00:43:10,747 --> 00:43:11,955
It's okay.
604
00:43:12,913 --> 00:43:14,155
I'll manage.
605
00:43:14,205 --> 00:43:16,705
I'm just going to be murdered.
606
00:43:16,913 --> 00:43:18,372
Okay, little man.
607
00:43:18,955 --> 00:43:21,247
Now I ask you a question.
608
00:43:21,788 --> 00:43:24,372
And then you just have
to think carefully about the answer.
609
00:43:26,455 --> 00:43:28,497
Did you have fun in there?
610
00:43:32,663 --> 00:43:34,163
Regrettably...
611
00:43:34,705 --> 00:43:36,538
yes, my lord.
612
00:43:36,663 --> 00:43:40,330
And I enjoyed it
honestly not like that anymore.
613
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:44,538
Between man and man,
then I congratulate you.
614
00:43:45,997 --> 00:43:48,580
But as a bouncer
was that the damn crazy answer.
615
00:43:48,913 --> 00:43:52,663
At that moment he knew,
that he had done shit in it.
616
00:43:59,663 --> 00:44:01,830
This is totally my fault.
617
00:44:03,455 --> 00:44:06,080
Never mind. It was worth it.
618
00:44:08,247 --> 00:44:15,538
I have an idea for
how to make you feel even better.
619
00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:26,122
And right then I understood the meaning of life.
620
00:44:30,163 --> 00:44:31,030
ON BREAK
621
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,663
Blowjobs.
622
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:38,830
That evening I helped her
with an IT problem.
623
00:44:39,038 --> 00:44:45,538
She had a beautiful pink laptop
with a really nice USB port.
624
00:44:46,622 --> 00:44:50,913
My USB stick was average and...
625
00:44:51,788 --> 00:44:56,080
Wait a minute.
That's my story, after all.
626
00:44:56,413 --> 00:44:59,288
That USB stick was gigantic.
627
00:45:03,038 --> 00:45:07,863
I was ready to stick the giant USB
in her rear mounted VGA,
628
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:12,413
but she said
that she was not quite ready for that.
629
00:45:15,247 --> 00:45:16,455
Well...
630
00:45:18,872 --> 00:45:21,788
Have you considered
what are you going to say to him?
631
00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:25,288
Your girlfriend.
632
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:27,788
About us.
633
00:45:33,288 --> 00:45:35,122
"Us" does not exist, Andrei.
634
00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:38,205
What?
635
00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:42,705
I'm with Tudor.
636
00:45:43,163 --> 00:45:47,247
And I don't mind
talk about this right now.
637
00:46:03,038 --> 00:46:06,038
Can't we just rewind a little?
638
00:46:07,788 --> 00:46:11,247
I fell in love with you
from the first time I saw you.
639
00:46:13,372 --> 00:46:17,405
You are a good person, Andrei. I
didn't think I'd meet someone like you.
640
00:46:17,455 --> 00:46:19,197
But obviously not good enough.
641
00:46:19,247 --> 00:46:21,038
It's not that, just…
642
00:46:22,122 --> 00:46:24,372
I'm all for the rats, okay?
643
00:46:25,705 --> 00:46:27,955
You deserved better, believe me.
644
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:33,997
- Am I not allowed to decide that myself?
- There is nothing to decide.
645
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,913
Tudor and I have
been together for a very long time.
646
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:55,872
He's older, he's rich, he's got plans.
647
00:46:57,955 --> 00:46:59,830
- He has been good to me.
- Okay.
648
00:47:00,872 --> 00:47:02,247
Just stop.
649
00:47:06,913 --> 00:47:09,205
I can't just leave him.
650
00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:18,830
But you can leave me?
651
00:47:21,163 --> 00:47:22,955
You can just leave me?
652
00:47:25,913 --> 00:47:27,122
This...
653
00:47:28,872 --> 00:47:30,080
I...
654
00:47:32,413 --> 00:47:33,622
Shit.
655
00:47:37,997 --> 00:47:40,830
This is how the country stands. Life is sour.
656
00:47:44,247 --> 00:47:46,080
Maybe you shouldn't have come.
657
00:47:49,955 --> 00:47:52,997
You shouldn't say that. You shouldn't.
658
00:47:57,955 --> 00:47:59,538
This was a mistake.
659
00:48:06,497 --> 00:48:07,747
But I love you.
660
00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:09,497
Now you must go.
661
00:48:44,413 --> 00:48:49,655
The only thing she didn't understand was,
that I didn't fall in love with her,
662
00:48:49,705 --> 00:48:52,080
because I thought she was perfect.
663
00:48:52,247 --> 00:48:56,122
I fell in love,
because I knew she wasn't.
664
00:48:56,497 --> 00:49:01,205
When you are young and stay
unloaded in the balls, then people say:
665
00:49:01,247 --> 00:49:04,863
"Don't worry, you'll find out soon
a non-ball-kicker.”
666
00:49:04,913 --> 00:49:07,280
They say it will pass.
667
00:49:07,330 --> 00:49:11,455
That it doesn't matter a bit,
what is happening right now.
668
00:49:20,913 --> 00:49:23,497
Fuck it. I always choose the crazy girls.
669
00:49:24,247 --> 00:49:29,113
A bun my best friend,
and the other has a girlfriend.
670
00:49:29,163 --> 00:49:31,580
She won't let me go out.
671
00:49:33,955 --> 00:49:36,205
What the hell are you staring at?
672
00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:40,788
It's nothing.
673
00:49:41,455 --> 00:49:46,996
We just wanted to say,
that we know the truth about you,
674
00:49:46,997 --> 00:49:50,247
and we think you are really brave.
675
00:49:50,955 --> 00:49:52,613
What the hell are you guys talking about?
676
00:49:52,663 --> 00:49:53,947
Ramona has told
677
00:49:53,997 --> 00:49:56,988
that Andrei did not want
sex with her that night
678
00:49:57,038 --> 00:50:00,705
because he confessed that he is into men.
679
00:50:00,913 --> 00:50:01,947
What?
680
00:50:01,997 --> 00:50:03,947
That's perfectly fine.
681
00:50:03,997 --> 00:50:08,372
If that's what you think,
then you can suck my dick the whole gang.
682
00:50:09,830 --> 00:50:12,447
Perhaps not the wisest choice of words
right in this context.
683
00:50:12,497 --> 00:50:13,822
So? Fuck you too!
684
00:50:13,872 --> 00:50:16,572
Again, man. Totally gay.
685
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:19,613
If I'm gay
then you can kiss my ass.
686
00:50:19,663 --> 00:50:23,780
Andrei, now relax.
Now it all makes sense.
687
00:50:23,830 --> 00:50:26,122
And that's perfectly fine with us.
688
00:50:26,205 --> 00:50:27,580
Even the teachers.
689
00:50:29,788 --> 00:50:31,330
Do the teachers know?
690
00:50:35,622 --> 00:50:37,872
She won't let me go out…
691
00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:41,947
If you ever break up with that loser,
692
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,247
so call.
693
00:50:44,122 --> 00:50:45,413
Piss off.
694
00:50:46,288 --> 00:50:48,247
Perverted ass.
695
00:50:51,247 --> 00:50:53,663
Now stop sucking on that ice cream.
696
00:50:59,288 --> 00:51:00,497
Remember.
697
00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:08,497
If a woman offers herself to you
and says she wants to fuck you...
698
00:51:08,955 --> 00:51:14,038
and you don't fuck her because you...
699
00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:17,872
is retarded or something...
700
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:23,322
- then she lets you feel the pain.
- Okay. I just press rewind,
701
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,537
then I'll probably fuck Ramona.
702
00:51:25,538 --> 00:51:27,530
What the hell do I do now?
703
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:31,163
To begin with,
so take care of that shit.
704
00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:36,405
Make people stop believing,
that you are an insecure gay nerd and a loser.
705
00:51:36,455 --> 00:51:38,497
I'm not a loser.
706
00:51:45,038 --> 00:51:47,155
So now people think I'm gay.
707
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:49,787
Her I liked
wants me to suffer.
708
00:51:49,788 --> 00:51:51,822
Her I love has a boyfriend.
709
00:51:51,872 --> 00:51:58,488
It's like someone is strangling my soul
so I listen to Britney Spears.
710
00:51:58,538 --> 00:52:00,613
Yes, it's terrible.
711
00:52:00,663 --> 00:52:06,288
Life curses us to be
alone forever if we don't want to get hurt?
712
00:52:06,705 --> 00:52:07,697
Or should we love…
713
00:52:07,747 --> 00:52:08,613
WTF IS HE DOING?
714
00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:12,447
even if we end up in tears
and suffer and are unhappy?
715
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:16,080
Do you want ketchup or mayonnaise?
716
00:52:17,622 --> 00:52:18,830
Damn it.
717
00:52:21,663 --> 00:52:24,913
How could she say I'm gay?
718
00:52:26,372 --> 00:52:31,247
The only one who still cared to listen to me,
was apparently Carla.
719
00:52:32,413 --> 00:52:34,038
I'm into women.
720
00:52:34,205 --> 00:52:38,413
I live to lick pussy.
721
00:52:42,705 --> 00:52:45,205
Do you want so much...?
722
00:52:48,372 --> 00:52:49,580
No.
723
00:52:49,705 --> 00:52:50,913
I...
724
00:52:51,997 --> 00:52:55,663
I just want to forget about women.
725
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,497
And love.
726
00:53:04,913 --> 00:53:06,747
That is interesting.
727
00:53:11,747 --> 00:53:14,747
I have 11 fingers.
728
00:53:19,038 --> 00:53:20,372
Without piss.
729
00:53:21,122 --> 00:53:26,163
Look, there's one, two, three, four, five,
730
00:53:26,247 --> 00:53:30,372
ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
731
00:53:32,872 --> 00:53:36,622
Five plus six equals 11.
732
00:53:36,788 --> 00:53:39,497
My maths teacher must have been proud.
733
00:53:50,997 --> 00:53:52,663
Too much banana.
734
00:53:53,038 --> 00:53:55,330
Now stop freaking out.
735
00:53:57,913 --> 00:53:59,372
I know it well.
736
00:54:00,038 --> 00:54:04,413
Now if you take off your shirt,
then you might feel better.
737
00:54:16,663 --> 00:54:18,580
Yes. You are right.
738
00:54:20,288 --> 00:54:21,913
Now I feel better.
739
00:54:22,455 --> 00:54:23,830
Good boy.
740
00:54:24,580 --> 00:54:27,830
Now let's get rid of those pants too.
741
00:54:29,288 --> 00:54:31,705
What's wrong with my pants?
742
00:54:31,913 --> 00:54:33,122
Don't know.
743
00:54:33,330 --> 00:54:35,913
You would take them off yourself.
744
00:54:35,955 --> 00:54:37,788
Man, how twisted you are.
745
00:54:38,955 --> 00:54:40,330
No, I'm not.
746
00:54:40,913 --> 00:54:43,580
Shouldn't I know my own idea?
747
00:54:46,038 --> 00:54:50,413
Maybe you'll feel better
if you lie down.
748
00:55:09,122 --> 00:55:12,280
LIFE
749
00:55:12,330 --> 00:55:16,655
At that moment I finally understood,
how Leo DiCaprio felt,
750
00:55:16,705 --> 00:55:17,613
when he fucked...
751
00:55:17,663 --> 00:55:21,113
Fought. Fought with the bear.
752
00:55:21,163 --> 00:55:23,080
MISSION FAILED
753
00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:30,788
It was too cool.
754
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,580
I'm just going out and shitting.
755
00:55:40,163 --> 00:55:43,788
Don't worry, love, I'll be back.
756
00:55:54,663 --> 00:55:56,788
Love!
757
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,122
I'm coming.
758
00:56:01,997 --> 00:56:06,497
Maybe it's wrong
to escape from the problems.
759
00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:15,988
But when the problem is
a sex-mad hyena weighing 200 kilos,
760
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:17,830
who just wants more?
761
00:56:18,038 --> 00:56:20,705
Then you probably stay in the running.
762
00:56:28,413 --> 00:56:29,788
Good morning, sir.
763
00:56:29,997 --> 00:56:31,872
I am Inspector Donger.
764
00:56:36,497 --> 00:56:37,705
Tax.
765
00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:39,205
are you sleeping
766
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:44,788
Come on, sweetie.
767
00:56:45,247 --> 00:56:46,455
Now wake up.
768
00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:52,155
Up with you, you lazy hoof!
769
00:56:52,205 --> 00:56:54,455
It is 12, out of the feathers.
770
00:56:55,122 --> 00:56:56,413
Good boy.
771
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,372
Aline is here.
772
00:56:58,872 --> 00:57:02,997
Does he have the Russians with him? What are you shouting for?
773
00:57:09,955 --> 00:57:11,163
Andrew.
774
00:57:11,663 --> 00:57:15,372
It hurts me a lot,
but I have to break up with you.
775
00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:17,788
Are you crooked?
776
00:57:18,538 --> 00:57:20,580
Yes, a little.
777
00:57:21,163 --> 00:57:22,913
But that is not relevant.
778
00:57:25,288 --> 00:57:27,163
What cave are you raving about?
779
00:57:27,288 --> 00:57:29,163
We have to do something, you.
780
00:57:30,205 --> 00:57:31,413
Last night...
781
00:57:32,247 --> 00:57:38,288
I was out... talking to a bitch.
782
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,163
And...
783
00:57:41,288 --> 00:57:47,872
All the chicks in town think I...
784
00:57:52,455 --> 00:57:55,322
At least popped
he not Jabba the Hutt.
785
00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:58,372
You know what's ten times worse?
786
00:57:59,622 --> 00:58:02,038
They think I'm your girlfriend.
787
00:58:02,538 --> 00:58:04,163
I'm all for it, you.
788
00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:06,988
And you are right.
789
00:58:07,038 --> 00:58:09,413
I hate Ramona for all that.
790
00:58:10,163 --> 00:58:13,455
But last night I made a decision.
791
00:58:13,997 --> 00:58:18,988
I will show her and Silviu,
that I'm not the loser they think.
792
00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:20,113
You are overreacting.
793
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,238
So many years.
794
00:58:22,288 --> 00:58:25,788
But today I say stop.
795
00:58:25,913 --> 00:58:26,780
Hello...
796
00:58:26,830 --> 00:58:29,947
I'm not going to be Ramona's lap dog.
797
00:58:29,997 --> 00:58:33,322
- Listen, spade.
- And most importantly,
798
00:58:33,372 --> 00:58:37,413
then I refuse to have sex
with another fat bitch.
799
00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,113
With what?
800
00:58:39,163 --> 00:58:42,913
Andrei! Andrew! Andrei!
801
00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:45,247
Andrei! Duck...
802
00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,663
Hello.
803
00:58:47,288 --> 00:58:49,747
Now you take the power girls for a nap.
804
00:58:51,372 --> 00:58:53,704
I overreacted a friend.
805
00:58:53,705 --> 00:58:55,080
Are you saying that?
806
00:59:00,038 --> 00:59:01,622
But seriously...
807
00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:04,538
I will have my revenge.
808
00:59:05,205 --> 00:59:09,322
Should I impress Ramona,
I had to have a look.
809
00:59:09,372 --> 00:59:10,747
THE PUSSY CRUSHER
810
00:59:12,872 --> 00:59:14,663
I started fitness.
811
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,162
Not for training.
812
00:59:17,163 --> 00:59:19,163
Exercise is overrated.
813
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:23,705
I had to have someone
cool pictures to show Ramona.
814
00:59:23,997 --> 00:59:27,747
People found out
that Alin and I were not gay.
815
00:59:27,913 --> 00:59:32,863
Alin should have been up to speed,
that people thought I was his girlfriend.
816
00:59:32,913 --> 00:59:35,163
Finally I was ready.
817
00:59:35,288 --> 00:59:39,113
Initiate Operation Ramona.
818
00:59:39,163 --> 00:59:42,163
Look who's there
checked my Instastory.
819
00:59:58,622 --> 01:00:03,038
You have nothing to lose
You kick your legs out from under me
820
01:00:03,122 --> 01:00:07,163
Knocks my legs out from under me
821
01:00:07,205 --> 01:00:08,947
But when it's up to you
822
01:00:08,997 --> 01:00:11,405
So take action
823
01:00:11,455 --> 01:00:15,197
Take action
824
01:00:15,247 --> 01:00:18,247
I can hear your name
825
01:00:19,747 --> 01:00:24,705
NEW RESULT: PUSSY MOISTURIZER
826
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,238
Ramona didn't just see me.
827
01:00:31,288 --> 01:00:33,705
Trunten could feel me.
828
01:00:52,538 --> 01:00:54,955
Hi Andrey. How have you been d...?
829
01:01:00,913 --> 01:01:02,330
Say nothing.
830
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:17,705
Just let me see you.
831
01:01:23,163 --> 01:01:26,247
You are still the most beautiful girl,
I have ever seen.
832
01:01:36,955 --> 01:01:38,830
How I have missed you.
833
01:01:39,413 --> 01:01:45,788
At that moment I was sure
that even her soul would fuck me.
834
01:01:46,288 --> 01:01:47,622
You are changed.
835
01:01:51,872 --> 01:01:53,330
I like it.
836
01:01:53,788 --> 01:01:55,080
Well you can.
837
01:01:55,455 --> 01:01:57,705
Doesn't that sound arrogant?
838
01:01:58,288 --> 01:02:00,538
Only if it doesn't fit.
839
01:02:02,247 --> 01:02:04,538
And we both know it does.
840
01:02:11,163 --> 01:02:12,538
Just listen...
841
01:02:13,872 --> 01:02:15,163
I must escape.
842
01:02:17,497 --> 01:02:21,538
But you can come
over to me one evening. Watch a movie.
843
01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:23,788
You know...
844
01:02:24,913 --> 01:02:26,447
Netflix and rocks a little.
845
01:02:26,497 --> 01:02:30,247
Yes, subtle as an elephant
in a china shop.
846
01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:32,622
I don't know.
847
01:02:33,330 --> 01:02:35,288
We are not that intimate anymore.
848
01:02:36,247 --> 01:02:37,913
And whose fault is it?
849
01:02:55,163 --> 01:02:57,872
Fifty Shades by Andrei.
850
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:02,372
Let's talk, little goose.
851
01:03:04,205 --> 01:03:08,580
Now I've planted that seed
in her head, I just had to wait.
852
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:14,455
If everything went as planned, I could
maybe also plant my sperm in her.
853
01:03:17,913 --> 01:03:22,197
Ramona suddenly started acting up
different around me. Like...
854
01:03:22,247 --> 01:03:23,455
- Hello.
- I...
855
01:03:23,747 --> 01:03:24,822
So what?
856
01:03:24,872 --> 01:03:27,038
as if I were a human being.
857
01:03:32,705 --> 01:03:37,747
Now we're obviously at kissing level,
when we see each other.
858
01:03:42,372 --> 01:03:45,455
The plan worked like clockwork.
859
01:03:45,538 --> 01:03:48,947
But I needed something else first.
860
01:03:48,997 --> 01:03:50,580
Now just hand it to me.
861
01:03:51,663 --> 01:03:53,330
That is.
862
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:55,905
What are you up to? Hand me now...
863
01:03:55,955 --> 01:03:57,155
- What?
- What?
864
01:03:57,205 --> 01:03:59,497
What? To your left.
865
01:04:01,497 --> 01:04:02,872
Carla.
866
01:04:03,413 --> 01:04:06,613
- Now do it right. Not there.
- Stop.
867
01:04:06,663 --> 01:04:08,872
I have to tell you something.
868
01:04:12,872 --> 01:04:14,330
Now don't eat me.
869
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:19,955
- What are you up to?
- I know we haven't talked
870
01:04:19,997 --> 01:04:23,705
so long ago... You know.
871
01:04:24,205 --> 01:04:29,038
Since you slipped like a bitch
without satisfying me? Yes.
872
01:04:29,413 --> 01:04:31,080
I remember that.
873
01:04:32,163 --> 01:04:33,579
That's just it.
874
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:40,038
You are... the most
wonderful girl I have seen.
875
01:04:40,372 --> 01:04:43,572
- Andrei. It is incredible...
- No, no.
876
01:04:43,622 --> 01:04:45,705
Don't misunderstand me.
877
01:04:45,830 --> 01:04:49,955
I enjoyed our night together,
but that's about it.
878
01:04:50,913 --> 01:04:53,372
I like you better as a friend.
879
01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:55,613
What? Can I have it again?
880
01:04:55,663 --> 01:04:58,288
Did Jabba the Hutt just give me the friendship butter?
881
01:05:02,122 --> 01:05:03,330
Listen...
882
01:05:04,038 --> 01:05:05,705
It won't be easy.
883
01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:13,872
But I'll try to... get over it
this disappointment... somehow.
884
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,080
But I know so much…
885
01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:24,122
that I never...
886
01:05:25,497 --> 01:05:27,038
will forget you.
887
01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:33,122
A bit like the Titanic
never forget that iceberg.
888
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:37,622
You're just so sweet, Andrei.
889
01:05:45,872 --> 01:05:47,080
Tail.
890
01:05:50,663 --> 01:05:51,872
Hey hey.
891
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,830
I know what I'm doing, okay?
892
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:20,030
Silvia. Have you done math?
893
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,655
Let me check.
894
01:06:21,705 --> 01:06:22,913
Farmer jock.
895
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:25,996
Have we done my math?
896
01:06:25,997 --> 01:06:27,872
Of course, boss.
897
01:06:30,913 --> 01:06:32,122
Four pages.
898
01:06:34,497 --> 01:06:36,288
- Thank you.
- No reason.
899
01:06:41,538 --> 01:06:44,863
I DARE NOT SAY IT STRAIGHT OUT,
900
01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:46,822
SO I ASK YOU HERE:
901
01:06:46,872 --> 01:06:50,122
CARLA WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
SILVIU
902
01:06:51,913 --> 01:06:53,122
Silvia.
903
01:07:00,455 --> 01:07:01,663
Yes.
904
01:07:02,997 --> 01:07:04,580
Yes, what?
905
01:07:07,455 --> 01:07:10,330
Yes, I want to be your girlfriend.
906
01:07:12,705 --> 01:07:14,905
What the hell are you talking about?
907
01:07:14,955 --> 01:07:18,247
I got your flowers
and have read your message.
908
01:07:18,538 --> 01:07:20,997
Ever since ninth grade, I've been hoping…
909
01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:24,205
no i knew
we would be together one day.
910
01:07:28,997 --> 01:07:30,704
Are you crooked?
911
01:07:30,705 --> 01:07:35,747
How the hell can you believe
that you could be my girlfriend?
912
01:07:36,163 --> 01:07:39,205
Don't you realize you're fat?
913
01:07:39,872 --> 01:07:41,913
Piss off, bitch.
914
01:07:42,455 --> 01:07:44,538
You put me in a bad light.
915
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,497
Do I do it?
916
01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:50,947
But last year I was good enough
to lose your virginity to, right?
917
01:07:50,997 --> 01:07:53,655
- What?
- We shouldn't be talking about that.
918
01:07:53,705 --> 01:07:55,412
Perverted asshole!
919
01:07:55,413 --> 01:07:59,030
- I let you take my flower!
- Fight, fight, fight!
920
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,913
- And this is how you reciprocate?
- Fight, fight, fight!
921
01:08:16,705 --> 01:08:18,913
- Smack.
- Smack.
922
01:08:33,788 --> 01:08:36,872
Look at him bawling like a baby.
923
01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:42,330
He did the same after we had
had sex and you asked me to hug you.
924
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:48,247
Well, are we meeting tonight as planned?
925
01:08:49,538 --> 01:08:51,330
Wear something comfortable.
926
01:09:10,705 --> 01:09:12,913
Oh, hold on.
927
01:09:13,122 --> 01:09:14,155
I'm blushing.
928
01:09:14,205 --> 01:09:16,372
No, I'm amazed.
929
01:09:17,288 --> 01:09:19,497
Do you perceive that as pleasant?
930
01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,830
What? Is my suit not appropriate?
931
01:09:23,205 --> 01:09:24,413
Yes, it is.
932
01:09:24,830 --> 01:09:26,038
For a party.
933
01:09:36,122 --> 01:09:37,663
Shit.
934
01:09:38,955 --> 01:09:40,163
Yes.
935
01:09:41,455 --> 01:09:43,247
Nothing will happen to you.
936
01:09:43,455 --> 01:09:44,955
I have you.
937
01:09:49,163 --> 01:09:52,913
We just have to go up some stairs,
then we are ahead.
938
01:09:58,955 --> 01:10:00,788
Up some stairs.
939
01:10:01,913 --> 01:10:04,663
- Are you taking the piss out of me? What is this?
- Don't shout.
940
01:10:05,538 --> 01:10:07,205
A date or the Olympics?
941
01:10:14,580 --> 01:10:16,788
See for yourself. It's not that bad.
942
01:10:17,830 --> 01:10:20,038
I can barely see the steps.
943
01:10:21,872 --> 01:10:23,705
And you're staring at my ass.
944
01:10:27,205 --> 01:10:28,580
Shit.
945
01:10:53,538 --> 01:10:56,455
I wanted to show you a place
that means a lot to me.
946
01:10:56,747 --> 01:10:59,247
I come and read here occasionally.
947
01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:02,697
I would like to have dinner with you tonight,
948
01:11:02,747 --> 01:11:07,663
but a restaurant did not work
as a good enough place to tell you,
949
01:11:07,955 --> 01:11:11,038
that you are the most beautiful girl in the world.
950
01:11:12,663 --> 01:11:16,705
Up here you can see yourself,
the way i see you
951
01:11:23,288 --> 01:11:24,997
Elevated above all others.
952
01:11:36,622 --> 01:11:38,038
Cheers...
953
01:11:39,997 --> 01:11:41,580
for a second chance.
954
01:11:43,163 --> 01:11:44,372
Bowl.
955
01:11:50,747 --> 01:11:52,997
Now everything starts to make sense.
956
01:11:55,747 --> 01:11:59,863
I'm starting to understand
what matters in this life and…
957
01:11:59,913 --> 01:12:01,122
Me too.
958
01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:05,955
Beer, FIFA, chocolate.
959
01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:14,997
I meant now more
protection, support and loyalty.
960
01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:21,788
I'm feeling great right now.
961
01:12:22,622 --> 01:12:24,622
Have a great time with you.
962
01:12:34,830 --> 01:12:37,330
I have a great time with you too.
963
01:12:41,163 --> 01:12:43,080
And I got to stare at your ass.
964
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,288
Listen...
965
01:13:03,038 --> 01:13:09,455
It's getting cold,
and you live right nearby.
966
01:13:10,455 --> 01:13:12,872
You don't want to catch a cold, do you?
967
01:13:14,872 --> 01:13:16,163
Of course.
968
01:13:17,872 --> 01:13:21,372
Maybe watch a movie?
969
01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:26,247
You're all the same, right?
970
01:13:28,247 --> 01:13:30,705
You know I'm not like other guys.
971
01:13:31,372 --> 01:13:32,530
Yes, sure.
972
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:38,247
Trying to quit smoking. Me and the wife
have agreed that we only smoke after sex.
973
01:13:40,747 --> 01:13:43,372
So it is now, you in the fourth row.
974
01:13:43,830 --> 01:13:45,205
Go ahead and eat.
975
01:15:27,247 --> 01:15:28,955
Delicious fur.
976
01:15:36,997 --> 01:15:39,322
I said I'm not like other guys.
977
01:15:39,372 --> 01:15:41,705
Nothing is happening tonight.
978
01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:43,163
good night
979
01:15:48,455 --> 01:15:50,080
Don't try this at home.
980
01:16:16,663 --> 01:16:17,872
Good morning.
981
01:16:27,747 --> 01:16:31,038
I have realized that no one
care for me like you do.
982
01:16:32,872 --> 01:16:36,997
And sorry. For all the bad things,
I have done to you.
983
01:16:38,997 --> 01:16:42,538
And just at that moment hell froze over.
984
01:16:50,955 --> 01:16:53,038
I just want another chance.
985
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,788
Give us this chance.
986
01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:59,913
Yes, it is strange,
but I enjoyed the moment.
987
01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:03,405
After all, I had been in love
in the girl child for ages.
988
01:17:03,455 --> 01:17:06,330
And now she asked me to be with her?
989
01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:09,080
Wow. Obviously, nothing is impossible.
990
01:17:09,538 --> 01:17:13,322
He was just a boy
He was just a boy
991
01:17:13,372 --> 01:17:17,447
I don't know what he wants
He has scars on his soul
992
01:17:17,497 --> 01:17:21,780
He was just a boy
He was just a boy
993
01:17:21,830 --> 01:17:27,330
I don't know what he wants
He has scars on his soul
994
01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:32,405
I really want us to work.
995
01:17:32,455 --> 01:17:36,330
Me too. And I know it will work out.
996
01:17:40,705 --> 01:17:42,530
FROM ANEMONA.
I'LL BE IN BRASOV IN AN HOUR.
997
01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:45,497
HOPE YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME.
LILIES ARE MY FAVORITE FLOWER.
998
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,538
What is there?
999
01:17:58,663 --> 01:18:00,413
I will have to go.
1000
01:18:00,538 --> 01:18:01,747
Right now?
1001
01:18:02,205 --> 01:18:03,413
Where to?
1002
01:18:03,622 --> 01:18:06,197
Now give me a good excuse, brain.
1003
01:18:06,247 --> 01:18:07,455
Yes...
1004
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:09,788
The thing is...
1005
01:18:11,455 --> 01:18:14,747
I... have another boyfriend.
1006
01:18:15,872 --> 01:18:17,663
- What?
- Fuck you, brain.
1007
01:18:18,247 --> 01:18:20,038
Do you have another boyfriend?
1008
01:18:23,413 --> 01:18:27,329
Yes. She is at the bus station,
and I'm going to pick her up.
1009
01:18:27,330 --> 01:18:31,038
Sometimes it's better
just telling the truth.
1010
01:18:34,913 --> 01:18:36,330
It was good.
1011
01:18:37,122 --> 01:18:41,122
For no one will believe,
that you are so stupid.
1012
01:18:41,788 --> 01:18:43,997
Our Lord on lokum!
1013
01:18:45,913 --> 01:18:47,330
Yes.
1014
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,663
Now I understand.
1015
01:18:51,455 --> 01:18:54,372
You have to pick up your girlfriend.
1016
01:18:55,497 --> 01:18:57,947
- Are you sure about that?
- Yes, honey.
1017
01:18:57,997 --> 01:18:59,997
You have to do what you have to do.
1018
01:19:00,288 --> 01:19:02,163
Just get her.
1019
01:19:03,247 --> 01:19:04,622
Okay.
1020
01:19:05,038 --> 01:19:06,413
So I do.
1021
01:19:10,955 --> 01:19:13,330
You must be honest with me.
1022
01:19:17,163 --> 01:19:19,497
Even a princess has to shit.
1023
01:19:22,413 --> 01:19:24,905
You caught me there.
1024
01:19:24,955 --> 01:19:28,705
- But I have to. Right now.
- Yes, go now.
1025
01:20:38,788 --> 01:20:41,288
What are people in your town up to right now?
1026
01:20:41,913 --> 01:20:44,080
Why are they all dancing?
1027
01:20:45,330 --> 01:20:47,038
We are biased quite a lot.
1028
01:20:47,872 --> 01:20:49,280
How sweet it is.
1029
01:20:49,330 --> 01:20:52,947
Mother has always been able to get me going
to appear macho to the girls.
1030
01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:55,072
Save the dress for the grandchildren.
1031
01:20:55,122 --> 01:21:01,905
Precise. When he was at the age when we
put him in the bath, he always puddled.
1032
01:21:01,955 --> 01:21:02,822
- What?
- Yes.
1033
01:21:02,872 --> 01:21:03,905
No, then.
1034
01:21:03,955 --> 01:21:06,113
You prayed with him, and a prayer came out.
1035
01:21:06,163 --> 01:21:07,697
I don't know why.
1036
01:21:07,747 --> 01:21:11,447
The hot water
just got his intestinal system going.
1037
01:21:11,497 --> 01:21:15,613
- Out came a puddle in the tub.
- Terrible to think about.
1038
01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:19,122
Every day for half a year
he splashed in the tub.
1039
01:21:19,163 --> 01:21:21,405
- How silly.
- Yes, and he...
1040
01:21:21,455 --> 01:21:22,947
Also when he began to walk,
1041
01:21:22,997 --> 01:21:25,205
he stood up in the bath and:
1042
01:21:29,122 --> 01:21:30,613
- So crazy.
- Your poor mother.
1043
01:21:30,663 --> 01:21:32,155
RAMONA:
WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED TO TALK!
1044
01:21:32,205 --> 01:21:33,738
What did you do about it?
1045
01:21:33,788 --> 01:21:37,238
Then you just heard: "Pee man!"
1046
01:21:37,288 --> 01:21:39,372
Poor guests.
1047
01:21:40,288 --> 01:21:42,788
Hello. What has happened?
1048
01:21:42,997 --> 01:21:44,655
Fuck you, it happened.
1049
01:21:44,705 --> 01:21:47,830
You just leave me to myself
and then say nothing?
1050
01:21:47,955 --> 01:21:49,163
Seriously?
1051
01:21:49,247 --> 01:21:50,455
Excuse me.
1052
01:21:50,747 --> 01:21:52,080
But I was busy.
1053
01:21:52,288 --> 01:21:53,830
For six hours?
1054
01:21:54,205 --> 01:21:57,163
- I thought you died in that toilet.
- I make up for it.
1055
01:21:57,247 --> 01:21:58,455
I promise.
1056
01:21:58,663 --> 01:22:02,038
Tonight when you take me out...
1057
01:22:02,455 --> 01:22:04,080
then you give me lilies.
1058
01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,238
Tonight? I don't think I can tonight.
1059
01:22:08,288 --> 01:22:10,447
I need something.
1060
01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:12,830
Okay, so tomorrow night.
1061
01:22:13,038 --> 01:22:16,705
Tomorrow night won't last for me.
1062
01:22:16,788 --> 01:22:18,497
I'm going to meet a guy.
1063
01:22:18,622 --> 01:22:19,997
What kind of guy?
1064
01:22:20,372 --> 01:22:22,038
My aunt's nephew.
1065
01:22:22,872 --> 01:22:24,455
Do you want to meet yourself?
1066
01:22:25,163 --> 01:22:27,288
What the hell, brain?
1067
01:22:30,705 --> 01:22:33,122
Andrei, is something wrong?
1068
01:22:33,247 --> 01:22:34,455
Andrew?
1069
01:22:35,247 --> 01:22:36,455
Andrew.
1070
01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:37,788
Andrew.
1071
01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:42,663
We've only been together for a fortnight.
1072
01:22:43,205 --> 01:22:46,497
You can't do that much
keep me under wraps, okay?
1073
01:22:48,413 --> 01:22:51,163
Everything okay? Can I take a bath now?
1074
01:22:51,288 --> 01:22:53,955
Only if you dare to step in there.
1075
01:22:57,705 --> 01:22:59,363
Maybe I'll take a bath with you.
1076
01:22:59,413 --> 01:23:03,163
Or maybe you'll help me
with giving you an ass.
1077
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:12,580
We have a problem.
1078
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,113
Did you forget the onions?
1079
01:23:15,163 --> 01:23:18,663
Just because I don't say anything doesn't mean
that I don't know, something is wrong.
1080
01:23:19,205 --> 01:23:21,872
You are a crab. We cannot lie.
1081
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:25,497
Reach? What is the problem?
1082
01:23:27,038 --> 01:23:28,247
Yes...
1083
01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:33,072
You know I love pancakes, right?
1084
01:23:33,122 --> 01:23:35,705
- Shall I make pancakes?
- But I...
1085
01:23:38,122 --> 01:23:40,080
I also like ice cream.
1086
01:23:42,455 --> 01:23:45,080
Now if I had to choose between the two?
1087
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:51,580
Choose between which dessert,
I want the rest of my life?
1088
01:23:53,747 --> 01:23:55,538
I can only say...
1089
01:23:56,830 --> 01:23:58,872
Betting on two horses is wrong.
1090
01:24:00,663 --> 01:24:02,830
You can choose what you want.
1091
01:24:09,330 --> 01:24:12,280
WHAT A DESSERT
DO YOU WANT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
1092
01:24:12,330 --> 01:24:15,530
A. PANCAKES - B. ICE CREAM
C. BIG BLACK BANANA - D. THE WHOLE
1093
01:24:15,580 --> 01:24:16,872
Pancakes.
1094
01:24:18,247 --> 01:24:19,455
No.
1095
01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:21,038
Ice.
1096
01:24:22,538 --> 01:24:24,038
Or pancakes.
1097
01:24:24,872 --> 01:24:27,080
Or ice cream. I don't know.
1098
01:24:31,997 --> 01:24:35,113
The truth is,
that no matter how much one bristles against,
1099
01:24:35,163 --> 01:24:37,497
then you always end up in tears.
1100
01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:41,413
For love?
1101
01:24:41,872 --> 01:24:43,872
What? No.
1102
01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:46,413
Due to the onions.
1103
01:24:49,455 --> 01:24:52,455
The most important thing is
to have the right recipe.
1104
01:24:52,788 --> 01:24:54,163
For meatballs?
1105
01:24:54,955 --> 01:24:56,163
No.
1106
01:24:56,580 --> 01:24:58,038
For love.
1107
01:24:58,913 --> 01:25:02,830
Sometimes you just have to see it
like an exam you have to pass.
1108
01:25:03,705 --> 01:25:07,997
- The love?
- No, meatballs. Follow along now.
1109
01:25:09,038 --> 01:25:12,155
The secret is to reinvent yourself.
1110
01:25:12,205 --> 01:25:16,788
And if it doesn't work,
then add some spice.
1111
01:25:18,830 --> 01:25:20,038
The meatball?
1112
01:25:21,997 --> 01:25:23,705
The relationship.
1113
01:25:24,205 --> 01:25:27,247
You good. You make no sense.
1114
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:41,538
Honey, it's really easy.
1115
01:25:42,163 --> 01:25:45,038
If you could
like the pancake so much…
1116
01:25:45,247 --> 01:25:47,538
hadn't you noticed the ice cream.
1117
01:25:48,997 --> 01:25:50,572
And if you want to taste it,
1118
01:25:50,622 --> 01:25:53,872
you obviously like the ice cream better.
1119
01:25:59,163 --> 01:26:00,580
i love you
1120
01:26:00,663 --> 01:26:02,955
I love you too, my boy.
1121
01:26:03,663 --> 01:26:08,663
But do you make that ice pregnant,
then your dick will smoke in the meat grinder.
1122
01:26:19,413 --> 01:26:22,122
You know we have a wardrobe, right?
1123
01:26:22,830 --> 01:26:26,030
In spring, nature wakes up.
1124
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,247
The trees spring out,
1125
01:26:28,413 --> 01:26:31,955
The birds enchant our ears
with their lovely songs,
1126
01:26:32,038 --> 01:26:34,330
and the little rodent gets busy.
1127
01:26:34,788 --> 01:26:37,872
You don't understand
how much i have missed you.
1128
01:26:47,997 --> 01:26:49,863
This little rodent...
1129
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:56,830
Excuse me. This medium-sized rodent
really want to go into the cave.
1130
01:26:57,288 --> 01:26:59,580
Hooray, he did it.
1131
01:27:00,538 --> 01:27:03,447
Yes, the rodent loves that cave.
1132
01:27:03,497 --> 01:27:07,079
It is warm, cozy and dark.
1133
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:10,455
It wanted to
stay in the cave all its life.
1134
01:27:10,538 --> 01:27:12,288
But it can't.
1135
01:27:13,038 --> 01:27:16,872
The little rodent usually can
keep ten minutes.
1136
01:27:17,330 --> 01:27:20,622
A quarter if it has had a beer first.
1137
01:27:20,913 --> 01:27:24,288
Then of course he falls asleep.
1138
01:27:31,122 --> 01:27:35,330
PROHIBITED FOR CHILDREN
1139
01:27:38,705 --> 01:27:42,538
I never had to come
so quiet before.
1140
01:27:43,705 --> 01:27:46,997
Be glad you came.
It doesn't happen that often.
1141
01:27:49,122 --> 01:27:50,830
I am exhausted.
1142
01:27:52,288 --> 01:27:55,080
Sleep well, my little artichoke.
1143
01:28:04,330 --> 01:28:08,455
Man. Once upon a time my problem was,
that I never got the girl.
1144
01:28:09,622 --> 01:28:10,488
FROM RAMONA
1145
01:28:10,538 --> 01:28:13,205
STANDING OUTSIDE YOUR PLACE, MUST SEE YOU. MOUSE.
1146
01:28:17,247 --> 01:28:19,247
A TRIANGLE DRAMA
IS AN EXPOSED TRIANGLE
1147
01:28:21,163 --> 01:28:23,288
- Hello.
- Hello.
1148
01:28:27,038 --> 01:28:28,580
What are you doing here?
1149
01:28:28,872 --> 01:28:31,038
- Let's go for a walk.
- No.
1150
01:28:32,455 --> 01:28:34,697
I just couldn't sleep
after our argument.
1151
01:28:34,747 --> 01:28:36,663
So I wanted to see you.
1152
01:28:36,913 --> 01:28:40,163
- It is one. Let's talk tomorrow.
- No.
1153
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:43,163
I don't want to sleep on top of an argument.
1154
01:28:44,497 --> 01:28:45,705
And...
1155
01:28:47,872 --> 01:28:49,913
i'm really horny.
1156
01:28:50,122 --> 01:28:51,538
I want you.
1157
01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:56,322
Have you gone crazy?
1158
01:28:56,372 --> 01:28:58,913
- What?
- The neighbors see us.
1159
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,288
And so what?
1160
01:29:04,413 --> 01:29:05,913
Yes. And so what?
1161
01:29:27,497 --> 01:29:28,747
Fuck off.
1162
01:29:34,455 --> 01:29:35,955
I liked you.
1163
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,288
All those years.
1164
01:29:40,413 --> 01:29:43,830
I thought it was you
that would make me happy.
1165
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,113
- But I...
- No, we don't need anything but.
1166
01:29:47,163 --> 01:29:48,655
It's okay.
1167
01:29:48,705 --> 01:29:49,997
Unfortunately...
1168
01:29:50,538 --> 01:29:51,747
yes.
1169
01:29:53,372 --> 01:29:59,580
Because I have realized that my happiness…
located elsewhere.
1170
01:29:59,872 --> 01:30:01,330
Now don't say that.
1171
01:30:03,330 --> 01:30:05,288
We can fix this.
1172
01:30:06,163 --> 01:30:07,830
Without a doubt.
1173
01:30:08,247 --> 01:30:09,872
Unfortunately no.
1174
01:30:11,705 --> 01:30:12,913
Ramona.
1175
01:30:13,997 --> 01:30:19,455
This sick game between us must stop.
1176
01:30:20,122 --> 01:30:22,247
Don't you have feelings for me?
1177
01:30:24,330 --> 01:30:25,538
Yes.
1178
01:30:26,372 --> 01:30:27,580
I have that.
1179
01:30:28,872 --> 01:30:30,905
But that's not love.
1180
01:30:30,955 --> 01:30:32,496
Not that love
1181
01:30:32,497 --> 01:30:37,038
I always wanted and dreamed of,
since I was a boy.
1182
01:30:37,747 --> 01:30:39,705
You don't do that to me.
1183
01:30:40,747 --> 01:30:42,205
It hurts me.
1184
01:30:43,997 --> 01:30:45,205
Wait.
1185
01:30:52,038 --> 01:30:53,705
Your shit.
1186
01:30:56,122 --> 01:30:57,913
Where do you dare?
1187
01:31:08,372 --> 01:31:09,622
It's late.
1188
01:31:10,997 --> 01:31:12,205
I have to go now.
1189
01:31:12,497 --> 01:31:13,705
Why?
1190
01:31:25,997 --> 01:31:27,497
I chose the ice cream.
1191
01:31:33,330 --> 01:31:34,747
What kind of ice cream?
1192
01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:37,080
Andrew.
1193
01:31:38,247 --> 01:31:39,455
Andrew.
1194
01:31:40,830 --> 01:31:42,497
I'm talking to you.
1195
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:19,413
Well, that's me now.
1196
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:22,863
I live in Bucharest,
has written a bestseller,
1197
01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:25,205
and everything seems perfect.
1198
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:28,697
I didn't become Ramona's boyfriend,
1199
01:32:28,747 --> 01:32:32,155
and though I was
madly in love with her for years,
1200
01:32:32,205 --> 01:32:35,288
it was the best decision of my life.
1201
01:32:36,205 --> 01:32:38,788
Are you sure...
1202
01:32:40,038 --> 01:32:41,705
that you are leaving?
1203
01:32:45,413 --> 01:32:46,622
Yes.
1204
01:32:49,538 --> 01:32:52,872
If I don't show up,
then he breaks up with me, again.
1205
01:32:52,955 --> 01:32:54,330
Light switch.
1206
01:32:54,830 --> 01:32:59,030
But don't worry,
I'll be back in two or three hours.
1207
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:00,697
Okay, never mind.
1208
01:33:00,747 --> 01:33:03,038
So cheat on me with Al.
1209
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:11,613
Hey hey. love you
1210
01:33:11,663 --> 01:33:12,780
In the same way.
1211
01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:14,455
CHECK IN
1212
01:33:32,413 --> 01:33:34,288
I WILL COME... SOMETHING BEFORE.
ANDREI
1213
01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:35,955
So what, star?
1214
01:33:39,413 --> 01:33:43,955
Now that you're writing bestsellers,
then you forget all about us down on the floor.
1215
01:33:53,872 --> 01:33:55,788
It was just as good as the cat's.
1216
01:33:56,913 --> 01:33:59,247
How is it going? What are you doing here?
1217
01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:03,205
I was nearby
and then your Check in on Facebook.
1218
01:34:03,372 --> 01:34:04,788
Thought why not?
1219
01:34:04,830 --> 01:34:06,413
Two shots, please.
1220
01:34:08,580 --> 01:34:10,113
It's been a long time.
1221
01:34:10,163 --> 01:34:14,830
Neither talk on the phone,
text messages or something.
1222
01:34:17,913 --> 01:34:21,247
Sorry to disturb you.
I'm your biggest fan.
1223
01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:22,988
Can I have your autograph?
1224
01:34:23,038 --> 01:34:25,080
- Yes, then.
- My boyfriend loves you.
1225
01:34:26,913 --> 01:34:28,205
- What...?
- Alex.
1226
01:34:31,288 --> 01:34:32,538
Thank you very much.
1227
01:34:36,497 --> 01:34:38,580
It just proves my point.
1228
01:34:40,122 --> 01:34:41,955
Yes, I guess it does.
1229
01:34:42,913 --> 01:34:47,205
But the last time we saw each other,
you were pretty pug.
1230
01:34:47,288 --> 01:34:48,655
Me?
1231
01:34:48,705 --> 01:34:50,413
Can't remember why.
1232
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:56,872
I've been thinking about you.
1233
01:35:01,205 --> 01:35:03,913
It even happened
while I fucked another.
1234
01:35:05,372 --> 01:35:07,455
How far out is that?
1235
01:35:09,788 --> 01:35:11,163
Now let's not…
1236
01:35:12,830 --> 01:35:14,038
Why not?
1237
01:35:22,038 --> 01:35:23,247
Ramona, listen.
1238
01:35:25,413 --> 01:35:28,247
I have a boyfriend now
and I am finally happy.
1239
01:35:29,288 --> 01:35:31,788
So yes...
1240
01:35:32,205 --> 01:35:34,913
It was really nice to see you.
1241
01:35:36,913 --> 01:35:38,372
But I have to go home.
1242
01:35:39,413 --> 01:35:42,955
Man, you're just a candle snuffer.
1243
01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:47,955
Stay a little longer and I'll drive you home.
1244
01:35:49,330 --> 01:35:51,955
No, I'll just take a taxi.
1245
01:35:52,372 --> 01:35:53,580
Wait.
1246
01:35:54,538 --> 01:35:56,538
Did you think I was cheating on you?
1247
01:35:59,872 --> 01:36:02,663
Andrew. I am engaged.
1248
01:36:02,997 --> 01:36:04,622
- Are you?
- Yes.
1249
01:36:04,788 --> 01:36:06,113
With a nice man.
1250
01:36:06,163 --> 01:36:11,205
His father owns a football club, that's all
relax. You have nothing to fear.
1251
01:36:11,997 --> 01:36:15,997
Come now. I drive you home
and then I go to my fiancé.
1252
01:36:16,205 --> 01:36:18,080
Shall we?
1253
01:36:18,622 --> 01:36:21,372
Ramona. You have been drinking.
1254
01:36:21,538 --> 01:36:24,163
It is not so smart that you drive a car.
1255
01:36:24,747 --> 01:36:26,247
I've had two shots.
1256
01:36:26,663 --> 01:36:28,913
Come now. Now don't be a tail.
1257
01:36:29,580 --> 01:36:32,622
You just put on the harness. Come now.
1258
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:49,113
The one I'm dating
he is just great.
1259
01:36:49,163 --> 01:36:51,322
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SWEET? SLEEPING?
ANDREI
1260
01:36:51,372 --> 01:36:53,538
We have just been to Barcelona.
1261
01:36:54,372 --> 01:36:56,155
I will probably go to Austria on a ski trip.
1262
01:36:56,205 --> 01:36:58,155
NO, I'M WATCHING A MOVIE, BABY.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
1263
01:36:58,205 --> 01:36:59,413
Fat.
1264
01:37:00,455 --> 01:37:01,913
That's how it works.
1265
01:37:02,038 --> 01:37:04,580
One holiday replaces the next.
1266
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:10,197
And he constantly gives gifts.
What I am pointing out.
1267
01:37:10,247 --> 01:37:12,988
YOU COULD SAY. PLEASE ME
TO HUG YOU! ANDREI
1268
01:37:13,038 --> 01:37:14,247
ME TOO
ANEMONA
1269
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:19,247
You must see his mansion. It's huge.
1270
01:37:36,747 --> 01:37:38,447
What the hell are you doing?
1271
01:37:38,497 --> 01:37:40,455
I guess I'm a little drunk.
1272
01:37:40,872 --> 01:37:42,663
But don't worry, I've got it under control.
1273
01:37:43,705 --> 01:37:44,905
Ramona, hold on.
1274
01:37:44,955 --> 01:37:46,488
No!
1275
01:37:46,538 --> 01:37:48,330
Ramona. Hold on now.
1276
01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:57,530
I'll drive you home.
1277
01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,830
Your girlfriend must not panic.
1278
01:38:01,663 --> 01:38:03,038
I'm not nervous.
1279
01:38:03,788 --> 01:38:07,080
Hold on so we can talk.
1280
01:38:07,538 --> 01:38:08,747
Okay?
1281
01:38:24,205 --> 01:38:25,705
What are you up to?
1282
01:38:26,538 --> 01:38:28,455
Why do you act like that?
1283
01:38:29,580 --> 01:38:30,788
Listen...
1284
01:38:32,497 --> 01:38:35,955
- My fiance...
- Is wildly rich. I caught that.
1285
01:38:36,038 --> 01:38:38,247
No. It's not that.
1286
01:38:38,705 --> 01:38:40,872
Yes, he's rich, but...
1287
01:38:41,997 --> 01:38:44,580
Our life together is not so perfect again.
1288
01:38:46,538 --> 01:38:51,997
The journeys and the gifts
cannot replace feelings.
1289
01:38:53,205 --> 01:38:54,413
What?
1290
01:38:54,747 --> 01:38:57,455
You just said you were happy.
1291
01:38:58,705 --> 01:39:04,238
Sometimes I think about
1292
01:39:04,288 --> 01:39:06,747
how my life would be
if we were together.
1293
01:39:07,205 --> 01:39:09,080
You would have made me happy.
1294
01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:13,955
You don't know that.
1295
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,580
Oh God.
1296
01:39:19,872 --> 01:39:21,663
I was so stupid.
1297
01:39:24,913 --> 01:39:26,913
It's all my fault.
1298
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:32,038
Wish I could rewind time.
1299
01:39:42,247 --> 01:39:44,747
Ramona, hold up. what are you doing
1300
01:39:46,705 --> 01:39:48,997
Ramona, hold up.
1301
01:39:50,122 --> 01:39:51,330
You must not...
1302
01:40:00,955 --> 01:40:04,247
It was impossible to resist.
1303
01:40:04,663 --> 01:40:07,330
The meaning of life? Not?
1304
01:40:07,997 --> 01:40:11,655
If Anemona showed me the seventh heaven
by holding my hand,
1305
01:40:11,705 --> 01:40:16,747
then Ramona grabbed my cock
and dragged me through hell.
1306
01:40:38,663 --> 01:40:40,330
I did something terrible.
1307
01:40:44,830 --> 01:40:50,830
Ramona wanted to drive me home and...
1308
01:40:51,830 --> 01:40:53,205
Well...
1309
01:40:55,413 --> 01:40:57,122
The bitch stole your wallet?
1310
01:40:58,330 --> 01:41:01,080
She sucked my cock, you dick sucker.
1311
01:41:01,413 --> 01:41:02,830
Aline.
1312
01:41:05,247 --> 01:41:07,622
I found this under your pillow.
1313
01:41:09,163 --> 01:41:12,163
I have it,
so I can spank you later.
1314
01:41:20,330 --> 01:41:23,413
Think I cheated on Anemona.
1315
01:41:23,455 --> 01:41:24,913
And so what?
1316
01:41:26,247 --> 01:41:27,488
It happens.
1317
01:41:27,538 --> 01:41:31,872
Just write, you sleep with me,
and tomorrow you go home...
1318
01:41:32,747 --> 01:41:35,038
then we forget all this.
1319
01:41:35,705 --> 01:41:38,455
Why do you have this in your room?
1320
01:41:38,830 --> 01:41:42,205
I have it,
so you can spank me later.
1321
01:41:45,372 --> 01:41:47,372
I have to tell her.
1322
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:48,913
It's only fair.
1323
01:41:55,830 --> 01:42:00,288
I was in your shoes a long time ago,
and I chose honesty.
1324
01:42:01,455 --> 01:42:03,205
Do you know what happened?
1325
01:42:03,830 --> 01:42:05,580
She killed my hamster.
1326
01:42:06,705 --> 01:42:09,288
Fried it and served it to me.
1327
01:42:10,788 --> 01:42:11,988
You good.
1328
01:42:12,038 --> 01:42:13,372
Aline.
1329
01:42:25,455 --> 01:42:26,663
Anemona.
1330
01:42:31,622 --> 01:42:32,830
Anemone?
1331
01:42:46,247 --> 01:42:49,830
I HAVE LEFT YOU. SORRY.
1332
01:43:04,413 --> 01:43:05,280
FROM UNKNOWN:
1333
01:43:05,330 --> 01:43:08,530
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I WANT TO LET YOU BE HAPPY?
1334
01:43:08,580 --> 01:43:10,447
NO! I DON'T ALLOW YOU. EAT IT!
1335
01:43:10,497 --> 01:43:11,705
SHIPPING NOW
1336
01:43:18,455 --> 01:43:20,655
Cry just thigh pressing rays.
1337
01:43:20,705 --> 01:43:24,163
What kind of comedy is this
without a happy ending?
1338
01:43:26,830 --> 01:43:28,205
Anemone?
1339
01:43:30,163 --> 01:43:31,363
Is that you?
1340
01:43:31,413 --> 01:43:34,363
No. It's not Anemona, you boat neck.
1341
01:43:34,413 --> 01:43:37,413
Just watch you flinch like a bitch.
1342
01:43:37,455 --> 01:43:41,613
“Oh, Anemona, where are you?
You must not leave me.”
1343
01:43:41,663 --> 01:43:44,655
I don't know who you are.
Don't know what you want.
1344
01:43:44,705 --> 01:43:47,405
But if you don't say it,
will i look for you
1345
01:43:47,455 --> 01:43:50,788
and find you and then I will kill you.
1346
01:43:55,872 --> 01:43:57,788
The monologue from Taken?
1347
01:43:57,872 --> 01:43:59,113
Seriously?
1348
01:43:59,163 --> 01:44:01,705
Totally ridiculous.
1349
01:44:02,372 --> 01:44:04,322
- Shut up!
- So, speak nicely,
1350
01:44:04,372 --> 01:44:07,872
you are in the presence of... the Almighty.
1351
01:44:08,497 --> 01:44:10,488
Abominable sins.
1352
01:44:10,538 --> 01:44:12,413
Let's try this.
1353
01:44:13,747 --> 01:44:15,496
How did you do it?
1354
01:44:15,497 --> 01:44:18,788
If I am God, then you must be Jesus.
1355
01:44:18,830 --> 01:44:20,613
You can walk on water.
1356
01:44:20,663 --> 01:44:22,247
Try it sometime.
1357
01:44:24,872 --> 01:44:26,530
Shut up, you stupid spade.
1358
01:44:26,580 --> 01:44:28,413
Who the hell are you?
1359
01:44:28,663 --> 01:44:31,122
Haven't you figured it out yet?
1360
01:44:31,247 --> 01:44:33,572
I am your future self, you.
1361
01:44:33,622 --> 01:44:35,747
If you're me, fuck you!
1362
01:44:35,997 --> 01:44:37,622
Or, fuck me.
1363
01:44:38,122 --> 01:44:39,497
Something.
1364
01:44:40,247 --> 01:44:41,622
Wait a little.
1365
01:44:42,788 --> 01:44:46,288
- Can you take me anywhere?
- Where do you want to go?
1366
01:44:52,413 --> 01:44:53,830
Well...
1367
01:44:55,288 --> 01:44:56,705
Do you score her?
1368
01:44:57,788 --> 01:44:59,247
You know what?
1369
01:45:01,663 --> 01:45:02,872
Fuck you, you.
1370
01:45:08,288 --> 01:45:14,072
You could also just go back
to last night and not get a whiff of Ramona.
1371
01:45:14,122 --> 01:45:15,330
You know that, right?
1372
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,955
Texts by: C. H. Engelbrecht